Happy Monday. I hope the weather is decent wherever you are. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for where I am. Like a tweeted this morning, only in Ireland would you keep your car windows slightly cracked at night because of the hot weather to wake up the following day with rain. I love this country, but the weather still baffles me. Seeing as the weather hasn’t been on my side today, I decided to do something silly. Nothing controversial, don’t worry.

Since I am now rolling in the Benjamins, as they say, I decided to sign up for a load of loyalty cards. I know they are all free, but I felt like I needed to achieve a certain amount of adulting before splashing out on all these cards. Very silly, I know. This was the highlight of my weekend, to be honest. That and listening to my mother drunkenly try to get her head around Bambi Thug during Eurovision. That’s even more of an indication of how far I have come as a human person. I feel grown up now, and there are no global catastrophes like there were the last time I felt like my life was a bit more put together.

Before I go, I wanted to say that Jack and I are working towards something cool for the near future. That’s all I will say about that. It's very early days, but I am excited. That’s enough for one Monday. I feel more like a human being today, and that’s nice. Thank you for reading, and thank you for your time.